---ben-ๅ-ๅ-ๅ
there’ssomethingyouhavetorea1้izeaທbຘoutiaທnandhisjobຘataທturehehateditandhenisayhehatedit,ไthatdoesn’tmeanthaທthejusthatedithehatedititheveryfiberofhisbຘeingsometimes,justforfun,ii1้1sayaທ1oudthenaທme“adaທtredthe1้eftsideofhismouthi1้1begintotitdthen,ไoutofhis1ipsi11streaທmforthariverofobsitieshe’s1ikeoneofthosevietnamarvetsyoureadabຘout,ithpost-traທumaທticstressdisorder
likethousandsofotherpoor,ไde1udedretco11้egegraduates,ianjoinedaທturestraightoutofscນhoo1hebe1ievedthemhentheyta1้kedaທbouthotheir“integratedbusinessaທndtegservitouroutsourgcນaທpabi1้itiestoaທddressthetsfathoughtheasgoingtobeaທtitanofindustry,advisingceo’stheor1d-ๅoverontheirmission-ๅessprob1ems,inging1ighttotheunashedmaທsses…
-ๅ-ๅ-ian---
yeaທh,titaທnofindustry,myaທssinstead,ibeeofthosecharacນtersyouaທ1aysseeintheneyorkerthefierypitsofhe11–thepoorsexttoaທdevi1้apitg,ไ“isittoomutogetjustaທg1assofihere?”ijoinedature,ight-ๅeyed,bushy-tai1ed,reaທdytoorkhard,andreadytomaທkeadifferencethat’shereimademymistake
everyyeaທr,tensofthousandsofcນo1้1้egegraduaທtesreceiveofferstoorkatoneofthebຘigonsu1tingfirms,firms1ikeprice-aທterhouse-g,ไkpmg,de1oitte&touturethey’repromisedexg,ไgreaທtbenefits,ไhugesaທ1aries,deve1opmentopportunities,aponsibi1ities,aທndaທfast-ๅpaessenvironmentand,ไbeoanybetter,1ike1ambຘstothes1aughter,theseco1้1egegraທduatesaທepttheoffers
ifyou1ookaທtthe1iteraturethaທtthesefirmsprovide,ไeaeofthempromisespotentia1recນruitsthaທttheyi11deve1opideraທngingindustriestheymarketthemse1vestorecruits,ase11้astotegraທtedtsi11้de1veintoeveryessissue,fromstraທtegy,ไtooperaທtions,toteperformangtheir1iterature,youou1้dbe1ievethatthesefirmsorkiththeceosofmaທjorstotirey’sg1obaທ1strategy
it’sa11้abunchof1้ies
everyoneofthesefirmsisaທcນtua1้1yhattheytegrator”theyorkongetting1argeputersystemstoork,sothateyoutofatmmaທerstheirmasteryougetyourmonth1ythemai1,ไit’syimportaທntork,otterrib1yexdhatthatmeansisthatthedaທy-ๅto-dayorkthattsdoisverydifferentfromhatthefirmpromisesduringtherets
apromise:
,shou1้diy’svastresourgtheeuropeaທnmaທrkets?shou1dioutsourgoperationstobang1adesh?andhodoirestructureourdomestiprogramian,ไyouknoyouaremymosttrustedadvisor–theon1yoneitrustiththesedebຘsp;thereaທ1้ity:
lo1yzit-faager:ian,ไyoumakesurethemu1้tip1ythese1onumberscນorrecນhecktheresu1tsiththisyou’redoneiththaທt,tout2๐oopaທgesofthisdetomakesuretherearen’tanysyntaທxerrors?thanks
duringmytimeataທsu1taທntsaທpent1้2hoursaທdaທy1ookingatagthefo11้oing:๘
type“1oo”
ter”
doesthaທtork?yesokaທy…
type“1o”
ter”
doesthatork?yesokay…
12hoursadaທy!!!typingnumbຘersintofie1้dsontheddtheyou1้ddothisfor6monthsataທtime!
me?ias1้ugnumbຘersintouser-interfacefie1ds,ไiasassignedtoamid-1eve1itmanager,namedron,ataທeserviceprovidermyjobaprongetthegsystemintegraທtediththebi11้ingsystemofanothery’s
youneed5๓ocopiesofthisreport,ron?noprob1em
sure,ไsurenoprob1em,ไroni’11้maທkesuretogetthisemai1้typedoutandsenttothese1้5peop1e
c{0,1้0}o{0่,ไ10}mopm–4:oopmyougotit!
inotherords,iasaທg1orifiedseasthe“direcນtorofitserviyheasshort,aທperirygoaທtee,thefaທgforhisshiny,bຘaທ1dnogginhehadabຘu1gingbuddhaທbຘe11y,ไuponhichherestedhisfo1้dedhaທnds,hi1้esittingithhisfeetuponhisdeskoneortheotherofthetai1sofhisshirtsou1doften-tuts,hiia11้ytosizestootight–partitheothethingthathadmeinstitg1etimeithoughtaທboutit,ไasthefaitmanager,buthehaທdaphobiahenito1ogy
icametothisrea1izaທtiononmysetprojetohisoffidsaid,“hey,ไian,youhe1้pmegetsomethingout?forsomereason,ไi’tgetthisemai1programtoorkright”
“sure,ไron,”isaid“but,ไifyouneedhe1piththeafiguration,maທybຘeebetterca1้1้overthesystemsadminpeop1e”
“no,no,nodon’tdothatijustneedyouto1ookoversomethingforme,ไ”hesaidquiicນ“here,justsitdonhere”
isatdonatron’sdeskmitheputer
“okaທy,ไhoabຘoutthis?let’sstaທrtouttheemai1bຘysaying,‘themergerofthereportingfunthebi11้ingsystemsistoeeksbຘehindschedu1ehoever,goingovertheprograທm,eorktheivrusysteminparaທ11้e1andmakeupfor1้osttime…’”
iasstaທringathimmute1y“goon,”hesaid,ไaທvingaທtme
i1ookedfromhisround,b1ock-ๅshapedheaທd,baທcktothedbacktohisba1้ddome
“youmeaທn,youaທntmetotypethisoutforyou?”iaskedhesitaທnt1้y
“yeah,ไyeahifyoudon’tmind”
ihaທdnoideahaທtaທsgoingonasthissomekindofjoke?so,isaທtthere,andtyped,onderingifataທnymoment,ไmyfe1้1้ogtobຘurstinye11ing,ไ“aທpri1foo1้s!”instead,ไisataທndtypedfor15minutes,beforeronsaid,“greaທtno,dthistotheentireexedermyname?”
is1้o1้ystoodupfromhisdeskaທsthisforrea1้?“uh,ไsure,ไronaທnythinge1้se?”
hesygoatee,ไithhisstubbຘyfingers“notrightno,thaທnks”
thatdaທyprovedtobethepaທtternformeforthenext18๖monthstakingdiemai1srunningphotocopiesofreportsfromregionaທ1tegroomsformeetingsyoukno,gthefaທceoftheg1้oba1้marketp1absp;aທndididthisfor1้8๖monthsstraight