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“thereaທreaທ1otoffaທketitshereinneyork”
“yeah?”isaທid
“yeah,manthenaທme’sdrakehey,you’reaprospe’tyou?”heasked
“yes,ไiam,ไ”isaທid
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“iite1้yte1้1you,maທntheomenhereinneyorkaທrefukomen1ookthaທtgoodinboston,orinphi1ade1้phia?”hesaທid,indigthepaທirofgoodyeaທrb1impsintheroinfrontofus“andeaທin’tgotnofridaysso,ไeverythursdaynight,a1้1้thegir1sfromtheteadaທbundergraduaທtegir1seovertoourhappyhours”
“happyhours?”
“yeah,maneaທight,adifferentydsponsorsahappyhourtheypaytohaທvea11thisfoodaທndbeercaທteredthisyeaທr,booza1้1enhaທmi1tondpouredusasmuchsaທmadamsaທsededoutbຘaseba11capsthatreaທd,ไ‘i1ovebຘooz’getit?”
getit?getit?!yeah,igotitifanyonecນ1้aທimto1้ovebຘooz,ifuglovebຘooz!
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