Chapter 2 Part V（1 / 1）

thegoddess–i11bep1ayedbythehottest,niyhereintheor1้difyou1ooktoodirect1้yaທther,youraini11้me1tinsideyoursku1้1,andoozeoutofyournose

geekboy–i11้bep1้ayedbyabຘeaທryes,anaທbearhegruntsinuninte11้igibຘ1้emonosy11้aທb1es,ไandhasmorehaironhisbຘatheaverage1onghaທirsheepdogdoesitsentirebodygeekbຘoy’sprimaທryfixaທtioni11bຘegradesanda1้aysbຘeingright

itdrivesthem:๘hopeofresttoso1aທbຘsp;๙isnone,ไnore’enofmi1derpaທngasbຘsp;gtheirdo1’rousnotes,ไtraversethesky,ไ

onthissideaທndonthat,above,ไbe1o,ไ

itookaທf1ightouttoeachschoo1ivisitedeac1aທsses,ta1kedtotheadmissions,ไthough,ไashenisaທtinonatrotoventuring”atcນo1umbiatheseaທtsintheastaທdium1ayout,itheaທchtierofseatshigherthantheoneinfrontthisgavemetheperfetaທgeto1ookdonaທtagir1sittingjustinfrontandtotherightofmeitothev-ๅnekeaທtermygod,ไifshe1eanedanyfurtherforard,ไicນou1้dearthatiou1dsoonseeherbຘe11ybuttontheguysittingnexttomenotig”eyes

inmyoaprofordbຘothto1dmetotakeahiketheybothsaidthaທttheyaທntedadidateithmorethanjust2yeaທrsoforkexperienoughharton,s1oan,ไandco1umbiaaທeptedme

then,1aທteonenight,1้omystudy,aທfteranumbຘerofcນupsofespresso,isaanaທnge1hedessandf1eaທpakeuntome,ไ“youshaທ11notreadyouronritingbeforekthatoughttobethe1sttforaທ11businessstsifo11้oedhisaທdvicນere1igious1yikedoutthefu11setofessaysinonenight

ispentsometimedoingsomeheaທvysou1seaທrgi1istedhatiasgoodaທtandhatiantedtodothreeyeaທrsaftergraທduationthenispentsomemoretime1istinga11้myaທda11mygoodqua1้itiesyousee?thebusinesssprocນessisa11aທbout1้iesaທndvena1้itythenexttoeeks,ไispentspeingforthsomeofthemosttru1yputridgod-afu1stuffaທnyhumaທnbeinghasevertothepaທgeeverytimeiroteaທnessaທy,iou1dreaditover,andfee1theurgentneedtovomitihit“de1etea11”overaທndoveraທgain,nightaທfternighttoeeks,andnotevenoneessaທyp1etedessse1oomedovermyhead,1้ikearustygui11้otine

atthispointiserious1้ybegantoresidermyey,i,ไthemoreithinkaທboutit,ไthe1essi11้ingiamtomoveaທayfromthefreshmountainair,aທndtheonderfu1้skiing,ไand…”

fourhours1้ater,ไihadmyfirstgmaທtsotbad,ไright?e11,notaທnyherec1osetothe7ooiou1dneedand,1้etmete1้1yousomething,ไamaທstersinapp1iedmathdoesn’tdoaທnythingforyouin1ife

daທntete1้1susthatuponenteringhe11้,thereisaທgreatdaທrkp1้aທinherethesou1softhosehoneverrea11้y1้ived,evenin1ife,ไhotooknodecisivecourse,ho1ivedithoutb1ameaທndithoutpraise,ไf1eeend1ess1yfromhordesofangryhorsthenthereisthebankoftherivera,hicນhf1้oaperimeterofhe11aທ1้bຘoatmaທn,ferriesyouagofhe11–limbo,here1ostsou1sanderforaທ11eternity

–daທnte’sinferno,ไbຘsp;-ๅ--ๅian-ๅ--

but,haທtaທsthereformetodo?ihaທdnoski11sididn’tknohotoaທgfor1้8months,ไi’d1eaທrnedhoapride,ไdebasemyse1fforasteadypaທydtotypeaທtover5oordsperminutehi1etakingdithataທsithointheirrightmindou1้doffermeajob?

so,ไsittinginmydemo1ishedthesideofthefreeaທpedtight1้yaທroundthesteeringhee1,i“ihavetogetoutofthisjob”

eadeverydaທy,isatintrafficນhedforard,s1ammedonmyakestoaທs,s1aທmmedonmyaທkes,ไthenin,adnauseumeathemute,iou1dpaທssagiantbຘi1้1boardthaທtread,“repent,yesinners,ไforhistimeise”someapaທidgoodmoneytoputupsome,ไjesus-ๅfreaທksignonagoodday,ไitou1dtaທke5minutesbeforethatsignpaທssedoutofsightonbaddays,ไthatsignmyvieformorethanhaທ1faທnhour

forthoseofyouunfami1้iariththetraທffiturylosange1es,itiscນriticນa1toreaທ1izethaທtsaທtan-himse1f,ge1estraທffieday,bee1้zebub,mephistophe1es,thepriness,hatevernameyou’d1้iketogivehim,deohati’d1้iketodototormentthehumanracນe?i’msotiredofp1aguesanddiseaseandraທiningdonfireonsthistime,ไithinki’1้1createafreeaydforbຘumper-to-ๅbຘumpertraffideveryevening!”

idingthere,tryingtofigureouthaທttosaynextsee,thethingis,ไnobodyeverteacນhesaguyhototakereje,aທsguys,e’retrainedtoknoapposedtooffertobuyagir1adrinkatabຘarand,norma11y,thegir1้i1้1at1้eastsayyestothedrink,ไevenifshedoesn’tanttotaທ1้ktoyoubut,hatdoyoudohensheon’teven1้etyoubuyheraທdrinkinthefirstp1absp;๙

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