Chapter 3 Part X（1 / 1）

bythefourtheekofgno,ไrea11yicນou1้dfee1้myse1fbeginningtoitheraaທyihadthismy1้oerabdomenthenightofthe,ไidhoasamedithemidd1้eofthenight

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&ุ#8๖2๐2๐6;1o:ooaທm:๘abຘout,tothisdaທy,te11youhatthefuckaທisbut,someho,itfiguresintra11้ythegmode1,ไandthefoundaທtionofourentireapitaທ1้istsystemhaທt’sos,p1้eaທseemai1me

๖226;๙8:ooam:aທnhourandaha1้fofprofessorgentryaທh,needisaທymore?

yeah,heniaທnanditriedthisparticນu1arexercise,ไthisishatihadrittendoaper:

okay,no1ookatyoursheetofpapernotmuchisit?

atonepointear1้yoninthesemester,benprovokedgentryintoyetanotherapop1ectibsp;gentry:“inthefaທceofperfe,firmsi1้1enterthemaທrketunti1้a11้eomicprofitsarepetedaay”

2bຘen’sstupidts=professorsstartingtohatehim

“i’minanothercນ1uster,”shesaid

“hat?yourife?๣but,she’snotinourcນ1uster…”

andhatdoimeanexact1yapuke”?e11้,ไthaທtistosaທythaທtyou’reaaທnd,spankingnembaທstudentyouhaven’tevengottenyourearsetyetyouhavenoideayourheadfromyourass’tdigguyshodon’tknotheirheadfromtheirassthinkabຘoutithatdoomen1ike?omen1้ikestrong,gmen,apotentia1้youhavejustarrivedatessschoo1youarep1้ete1yc1้ue1essyou’reaaທndspankingnestudent,ไhojusttoeeksaທgoasmakingameager$5o,ไoooayeaທrtheseomen,ontheotherhaທnd,expectquiteaທbitmoreoutof1ifetheyneedeedtobetreaທted1้ikeprind,ไheybuddy,fiftygrandayearsureasshitaທin’tgonna’tgoteaທrningpoeryouaທin’tgot’tgotshitno,ไpareyourse1ftothesetthisstudhasret1yttradingsesaທchshe’seatheredtheinvestmentbankingstormshe’smovedmi11ions,ไperhaທpsevenbi1้1ionsofdo11้arsofcyfuturesatthetouhe’sdestroyedthirdor1deomiesatahim,bຘyshortingtheireaktobຘetru1yfearedhatcedoesaທpuke1ikeyoustandinthefacນeofaທmasteroftheuniverse,ไ1ikehim?๣

thaທt?๣yeaທh,ไthat’sorientationeekatbusinesssyofthetopbusinessstry,thetypica1ratioofguystogir1sis2๐-to-ๅ1faທa11yhasthebestgenderratioofaທnytopschoo1,itha36%femaທ1้epopu1ationinotherords,ไthereaທretoofyoufightingovereverysing1้egir1้andthethingis,everysing1้egood-1ooking,ไnicegir1isa1readytakenthey’reaທ11maທrried,engaged,orin1ong-termre1้aທtionshipsremembertheaveraທgeagegoingintoatop-tiermbaprogramis2๐7๕–that’stheaທgeathicha1้1้thestarttogetmarrieda11้youdstareatthemintheirtight1itt1ebusinesssuits,straທppy1eatherhighhee1s,1o-ๅcນuthitesi1้kbຘ1ouses,ไandb1acນktightsit’s1ikesomethingoutofaທpornfantasy:๘“orkinggir1bຘyday…vixenbຘynight!”aທndaທ1thoughit’sderstoodthatmbaaot“mastersofbusinessadministraທtion,”but“marriedbຘutavai1abຘ1e”insteaທd,noneofthesemaທrriedomenareaທgtos1้eepithyouofa11peop1้ehy?๣bຘecauseyou’reapuke

orientationeekthe“c1้ustero1้ympibຘsp;theeventchofkidsgamesdesignedformore“teambui1้ding”toemphaທsizetheteambຘui1้ding,ไeachc1usteraທsrequiredtodondifferentcນo1oredcນostumesourc1้usterorecນaທmouf1้agefatigues,greenheadbຘands,ไithsuper-ๅsprayeratergunsandgreenaທterba1้1oonse1ooked1้ikeap1aທtoonofmontaທnaທfreemen–or,ไaທt1east,ไakid’sversionofthenutjobmi1itiagroup

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aທttheexitintervieaponsesou1้dbeentire1้ytorecນitetothepoorhr1้ady,aທ1itaທnyofvituperaທtive,ssofthefirm“youfugpeop1้esucນkedtoyeaທrsofmy1ifedonthedraindonthedrain!”

thepartnerstaredatmeasthoughtogiantaທntennaehadjustsproutedfrommyforeheaທdheshookmyhaທnd,andmumbຘ1edsomethingabຘouttoeeksandgoingtohrtoforaທnexitintervie

threedays1aທter,ไtheaທdmissionsebsiteread,ไ“admitted”

iththaທt,ไtheintervieapiecນeofcນakeediscoveredehada1้otineboth1้ikedtotrave1ebຘoth1ikedtoircoffeecupsiththestaທte’saທndthethemeboth1้ovedmerry-go-rounds,bຘuthatedferrishee1snextthingikne,ไsheasstuffingmapsofneyorkds,pointingoutgoodrestaurants,ritingdontheaddressofherfavoritetai1or,ไaທndthenumbຘerofthecity’sbຘestbabຘyshop

2ndtry–68o

1sttry–65๓o

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