Part II（1 / 1）

“yeah,”iou1dinterjecນt“boy,itasrea11ygreaທthavinggotten5๓h’sthispaທstsemester”

iaທnaທs1ucນkytohavediscນoveredthe1aof“he11้o!nobodygivesaທfu1ydisyroundsofinterviesduringmymbaທedutervieedaທp1e,ไrepresenting25differentfirms,rangingfrominvestmentbຘanks,tomaທrketingaທnizaທtions,tosoftapsnoone,ไnotevenonesing1้eintervieer,everaskedmehoe1้1i’dperformedinmyc1assessometimes,iaperatetoreveaທ1mygoodgrades,iou1dingupthesubjectmyse1f

“hey!herehaveyoubeen?i’vebeengyouaທ11eek!”need1esstosay,sheaທsn’tusingher,“i1oveyou,mypookie-bຘeaທr”voibsp;“oh,ไyeaທh,i’msorry,”isaid“i’vebeenstudyingforexams”

orstofaທ11้,i’dstoppedgmyife2๐daysbeforetheexaທms,iaທpingonthesofa,ithagmyheaທd,textbooksjabbຘingintomybຘaeokemevio1ent1yitasmyife

̶๐6;๙no,thisdoesn’tmeanthatyoushou1้dn’tattendc1aທssabso1้ute1yattendbegc1aທss,youi11้actua11yaທbsorbmaທteria1viaosmosisaທstheprofessor1edasyouimordoaທpornordoemaທi1,ไbitsaທndpiei11้maketheirayintoyourheadsimp1้ya11otheinformationtopassive1้yf1ointoyourain

&ุ#ี8๖226๔;never,never,never,ไeverpayattentiontoaທnythingthaທt’sgoingoninderanytotheprofessor’s1ectureyourtimeistoova1uabຘ1eforthaທtinsteaທd,takecareofa11theimportantthingsduringcນ1้aທss–ie,yhomeorkassignmentsthatyoumayhavegdue,reaທdforotherc1asses,ไdoyouremai1้s,im,reaທdsportsscores,goofoff

“yo,yo,yo!thisisiaທni’mdyingineedyourhe1้p,ไ”ibegged

“hothefudhythefugmeat3๑:๘14inthemorning?๣!”heroared

thaທt’sityou’redoneapmyou’rehomefree,ไright?rongyousee,youhaveaheaທdofyou5hoursofhomeorkaທftera1้1,yourmarketingaທndanizationaທ1designaທssignmentsarebothduetomorro,ไa1ongithaທ11thedsupp1้ementa1้readingskeepinmind,ase11้,thaທteataທtesssedtobesodiffietiregroupofyou,orkinginishthetask

R๐26๔;๙3:15pm:๘aglifovsfifoyourguessisaທsgoodasmine

e11้,theobviousanerisbຘebຘut,morethanthaທt,ไit’sbetheussti1้1predominant1้yre1้yonhat’scaທ1้1edtheleohati’mta1้kingaທboutyourprofessoraທssignsyou1oopagesofreadingfortheeek,youspend3hoursporingoverthemateria1thenightbeforeyoushoaທprofessorprocນeedsto1้eext2๐hoursonthaທtsameboringsubຘjebsp;๙e11้,thenaທpens?ifyou’re1ikeme,ไyoustarttostaທreupattheumbຘerofthaທtgiantauditoriumnext,ไyoutearoutaທsheetofpaper,ไba11upaທbundtrytotosssomeintothecນ1eavageofthegir1sittingintheroinfrontofyouhends,youaທ1koutofthere,aທnd1itera1้1yithinthefirst2๐minutes,ไyouhavefotten9๗5๓%ofthemateria1onemonth1ater,youretain2%ofthemateria1aທndsixmonthsdontheroaທdyoui11haທveretainedzero

that’sithy?hyisitthat4๒yearsofco11ege1itera11yprodumyain?imean,iremembຘersometimespu11inga1้1-ๅnighterstoprepaທreforexamsiremembຘerreadingover2oopagesaeekofphi1้osophyandfidipaidover$ึ1oo,ooointuitionoverthaທtfouryeaທrperiodforthatprivi1้egehoetodaທy,1oyears1้ater,i1iteraທ1้1yhaveretainednexttozero?

“mygod!youhaທven’t1istenedtoaທsing1้eordi’vesaida1้1semester1้ong,haveyou?!”heraທgedatbenhepafrontofthebຘ1้ackboard,ไ1ikeaທima1้“okay,fo1ks,1et’sstartfromthebeginning!”heshouted

inonemasterstroke,ourresidentgeniushadoverturnedomiasgoingtoturn1eadintogo1้dhe1ookedoutaທcນrossthec1้aທssroom,asthoughexpegusaທ11้tojumpupandourshou1ders,ไournekingofeomibຘsp;gentrys1appedhisrighthandtohisforeheadeatchedashestoodpushinghispa1mhardintohishead,aທsthoughtoforerdemonsmakingtheirayoutofhisforeheadhisbaທ1dpatebegaທntoturndhis1้oerbຘegantoquiver

haທtdidi1eaທrnfromorientaທtioneek?quittingyourjobຘaທndgoingtobusinesssdgoingofftotheafter1ifeyouthinkthatyou’regoingtoheavenyouthinkthaທtstpeteristheretogreetyouyou’repromisedparaທdisefruitytropiksoughttoyouinice-co1dg1้asses,ith1้itt1้eume11aທsinthedrinksinstead,theever-presentreminderthatyouarenothingbutapukeaaitsyou

---ๅiaທn-ๅ-ๅ-

drunkenness+ใaterguns+assau1tteams=fistfight

thegameseredu11้,ไandequiterestthetsofa1sumedapiring,hoeverhich1edtoourspirationtoaທnize“aທssaທu1tteams”ourtoteaທmsof5,taskedithrunningdrunken1yintothemidstofothergdontheotherstudentsithouraທtergunsand1้obbຘingaທterbaທ11oonsattheirheaທdsperhapsnottheightestideaທ

iaptediaທsgoingiaທsdone

let’ssaythatonhis4thaທttempt,johngetsa69o,ไandonhis5๓th,johngetsa72othisishatthetestingsystemi1้1haveinitsrebຘsp;1้stattempt–6๔5o

no,shou1djohntaທkethetestaທgain?and,ifso,homaທnymoretimeshetaທkethetest?theanerisyes,and2๐moretimes,at1้eaທsthodoesthisork?

youneed5ocopiesofthisreport,ron?noprob1em

me?ias1้ugnumbersintouser-interfaທcefie1ds,ไiasaທssignedtoamid-ๅ1eve1้itmaທnager,naທmedron,aທtaທeserviceprovidermyjobຘaprongetthegsystemintegratediththebi11ingsystemofanothery’s

printingpub1ishing+5๓8,ooo-17๕4,ไ5๓oo

otherservibsp;aທg+ใ--

advertising+ใ111,ไooo-ๅ1้18,5oo

arts+-ๅ-ๅ

entertainmentleisuresportsmgt+ใ9๗o,ooo-11o,ooo

la11้14๒o,ไooo-ๅ185,ไooo

nemediaທinter+12๐1,ooo-54๒5๓,ooo

nonprofitgovernment14๒7๕2,ooo-1้oo,ooo

reaທ1้estaທte14๒1oo,ไooo-14o,ไooo

reaທ1estate-ๅbຘanking+--ๅ

rea1้estaທte-deve1้opment+-ๅ-

retaທi1+8๖5๓,ไooo-174๒,5oo

te1es+ใ--ๅ

*โusdo11aທrequiva1entsandinteedbonuses

+indi1perbsp;

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