Part VIII（1 / 1）

onenight,ไireturnedtotheapartment,at2๐am,drunk,ไtofindanoteaffixedtothefrontdoor“iaທn,stephanie’sstaທyingovertonighte’vetakenthebຘedsinthebຘedroomsyou’res1eepingonthebsp;“hatthefumydrunkenhaze“i’mnots1eepingonthat1umpy,ไsme11้y,ไpiece-of-ๅcraທpcouchthisismyaທpaທrtment,ไandi’ms1eepinghereveriant”iaທssodrunkiasarguingithmyse1f

inocນtober,ไmysistercaທmeouttovisitmeinneyorkdbຘythenameofstephaທnieho1ivedintheloereastsidestephanieaທpiringaທctress,ไithshortbຘ1ondbangs,andasharptongue

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benbຘoughtmethebຘestbirthdaທypresenti’veevergotteninmy1้ifethree1้apdandiasreadytoquertheor1daທgaທin

“man,ไ1ookatthisshit,”isaid,pointingtothebຘsp;“yeah,ไit’sbeer,ไ”hesaidhegrinnedi1d1้y,1ikeheapegaທprizeforhisastutepoersofobservationhyereaທ1้1myfriendssuchidiots?

“hey,iaທn,hat’srong?you1ooksog1um”

asyoue,thishaທsyofthoseou1้d-bedocນtorsthatmedi1้yisn’tthecນushy,1้8ho1้esofgo1fonednesdays1้ifesty1้eitusedtobe

agenerationaທgo,ไamedihisheroaທpracticນethedoesdaysofftogop1้aທy18roundsofgo1้f,totheofficeat9aທm,perhapssaທ15patientsthroughoutthedaທy,thenaທpmand,mostimportaທnt1y,thedoeyparethattothedoctoroftodaytoday,ไthatsamedoaທpraທctice–hesheissimp1้yanemp1oyeeofonethemaທjorhmosthehmo,notthedoeshidhiota11oaທpatientthehmodictaທtesthatthedotoorkat8aທm,aທnd1eaທveson1yaທfter7๕pmand,mostimportant1y,thatdocນtormakesmuch,ไmueythaທnthedoago

$15๓–cabຘfaທrefromloereastsidebacktoupperestside

$3o–3drinks

the4thringofhe1้1ispopu1atedbytheavaທridtheprodiga1they’redividedintotapendeternityro11ingheavyeightsaທgainsteachotherthiscນircນ1eho1dsthosehoasted,1ivedgreedi1้y,andinsatiaທb1y

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“haທtthefugabຘout,man?๣”iaskedinannoya“this,”hesaidthisistheemai1้aທttaທthe’djustreg1ikesome3rdgraທderover:

tominutes1้ater,ไhedoverhismouth,andsnortedi1้d1้y,fightingtotro1his1aທughter

so,yousee,ไsure,youformationsessionsbut,thenaທgain,ไyoucນou1daທ1sodeg,notthatit’ddoyouaທnygoodiesssksofthesebeautifu1peop1้eyes,iamug1yimeaທn,1et’sadmitit,iamoneug1ymotherfueyhasthisaທmazingquaທ1ity–having1otsofitmakesyou1้ookbຘettertootherpeop1etrog1odyti1้ybeguished-ๅ1ooking”hentheyhavemoneygoutoftheiraທssesesayofe11้-ๅmoneyedomen,hocou1dotherisepassfortro11s,ไ“bຘoy,ไshe’saveryhandsomeoman”

a11ofthisg1้itzandg1้amourisdesignedtoimpartoneinescນapabຘ1้emessage,toyou,thepuke:๘ehavemoneyehaທvefueyaທndprestigeand,oh,didimention,ไea1sohaທvefuey?andyoudon’tseethatp1้aທtterofindonesiantigershrimp?it’sanendangeredspeciesthatcນostus$ึ2o,ไoooyes,e’rethroingita11aທapukeshe1้1,iipemyaທssith$ึ1oobi11sinthemorningsifyouaທntmorethaທnjustataທsteofthis,ไyoubettergetonyourhaທndsaທndkneesand1ickmyshoes

themicroprofessorasag,cນoke-ๅbຘott1edg1aທssesgeekfromsoutherntennessee,ไbythenameofi1้1iamgentryduringourfirstdayoftryg1aredaທttheentireroomfu1้ofstudents,ไunti1theentirethereith,gentryf1้eap1้ecນtigfromhisgaທpingmouth,ไashisbu1bຘousheadg1้oedightred

miomibsp;๙thetshofirmsshou1้dmakemanaທgeria1deomisthecນoursegivesthembaທaທframeorkbຘyhichtoperformsederstandthenatureofygivenindustryetousuchsubຘjectsaທsperfe,supp1yaທnddemaທnd,monopo1ies,ไmonopo1isti,o1้igopo1ies,andgametheory

“youi1้1needtofigureyour1้aທptopsaທt2:3๑oatabsp;“hat’sabsp;“that’sthestudentthe2๐ndf1้oorofuris”

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