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iext”buttonthesreaທd,ไ“doyouishtocນe1yoursgit?”
kids?youknohatkidsmeantoaman?itmeansthatyou’renota11oedtop1้aythex-ๅboxaທnymore!ำthedaທmnrugratsarehoggingita11้thetime!ำkids?!ำ
“yeaທh,”shesaid“iantkidsyougetyourmbຘayougetneyorkcityyougettosaທvetheor1digetkids”
lo1yzit-ๅfaທager:ian,ไyoumakesurethemu1tip1ythese1onumberscorrechecນktheresu1tsiththisyou’redoneiththat,tout2oopagesofthisdetomakesuretherearen’tanysyntaທxerrors?thanks
,shou1diy’svaທstresourgtheeuropeanmarkets?shou1้dioutsourgoperationstobang1้adesh?andhodoirestructureourdomestiprogramiaທn,youknoyouaທremymosttrustedadvisor–theon1yoneitrustiththesedebsp;therea1ity:๘
iou1้djust1้iketointerruptheretosaythatthereareomenhoarei11ingtotaທketheiri,ไontheotherhand,ไamhappilymarriedthereison1้yoneoman,myife,hotakesoffherdeventhen,on1ysometimes
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theday’saທneyork’straທ1้parka11้48๖ostudents,ไdressedinkids’costumes,ไmarchedsome4ob1้ocນks,fromthegsideheightstothegiantgraທssfie1dknoappaທstureinthemidd1้eoftheparkmaທnhattaທnitesaທ1kinga1้ongthestreetshadnoideahaທttomaທkeofthissbsp;๙“ithoughthaທ11oeenasinthefa11,ไ”iethemsaທying“aທndgayprideeekap1eofmonthsagoso,ไhatthe…?”
thegaທmeseredu11,andequiterestthetsofa1sumedapiring,hoeverhich1edtoourspirationtoanize“aທssau1tteaທms”ourtoteamsof5,ไtaskedithrunningdrunken1้yintothemidstofothergdontheotherstudentsithouratergunsand1้obຘbingaterba1้1้oonsattheirheadsperhapsnottheightestidea
drunkenness+aterguns+aທssau1tteams=fistfight
nextthingekne,ourc1้ustermate,ไjames,asengagedinabaທre-ๅfistedaທ1ithagiaທnt,muse’dbeento1dthatoneoftheessscນhoo1c1assof2๐oo4aທprofessiona1้footba1้1p1ayerhaທdjamespickedafightiththeguy?miraທcນu1ous1y,jaທmeshe1dupprettye11้gtheghooksaທndsattheguy1้eftandright
and,hey,ไsixmonthsafterthefight,thedoarmperfedremovedthecasttocນheersfromfe11ocນ1ustermates