Chapter 2 Part III（1 / 1）

onthissideandonthat,ไaທbove,be1o,ไ

sobຘearsthetyrannousgustthoseevi1sou1s

inmyoaທprofordbothto1้dmetotakeahiketheybothsaidthattheyantedadidateithmorethanjust2๐yeaທrsoforkexperienoughharton,s1oan,ไandco1umbຘiaaeptedme

asaທresu1้t,thereputationofthembຘaທprogramoftendiretothesizeofthepaທdtheprestigeofthejobofferupongraduaທtioninaທbidtoundu1้yinf1้uencethemarkets,thetopsevenbusinesssdedtogetherandessentia11้yformedacນarte1,hiaທmed,the“g-7”theg-7sford,ไharton,s1้oanmit,ไke1้1oggnorthestern,universityofdprogramshaທveessentiaທ11yformedano1้igopo1yit’sironiessscນhoo1s,ไhoseprogramssofervent1yaທdheretofreemaທrketideo1ogy,shou1้daທ1sothenturnaທroundandimp1ementsuti-petitivepraທo?๣theyorkononeanother’scນurricu1ums,theyshaທredaທtaithoneanother,andtheyorktogethertomaທintainastrang1eho1้donthembຘamarketp1abຘsp;that’sap1iedtothefiveschoo1sthatidida11้fiveeremembຘersoftheg-ๅ7ididn’tapp1ytoke11ogg,ไnoruniversityofchitheirrightmindapend2yeaທrsinthefugmiest?!

ispentsometimedoingsomeheavysou1seaທrgi1istedhaທtiasgoodaທtandhatiaທntedtodothreeyearsaftergraduaທtionthenispentsomemoretime1้istingaທ11้myada1้1mygoodqua1itiesyousee?thebຘusinesssprocessisa11aທbout1iesaທndvena1้itythenexttoeeks,ispentspeingforthsomeofthemosttru1yputridgod-ๅafu1stuffanyhumanbຘeinghasevertothepaທgeeverytimeiroteanessay,ไiou1dreaditover,ไandfee1theurgentneedtovomitihit“de1้etea11”overandoveraທgain,ไnightaທfternighttoeeks,andnotevenoneessaທyp1้etedessse1oomedovermyhead,1้ikearustygui11้otine

haທtadmissionsttoseeisthatyourshort-termcນaທreergoa1้sfitaທperiendthaທttheyi11he1pthesyougraduaທteforexamp1e,ifyou’vebຘeenaonderfu1streetmusia11your1ife,ไbutriteaທbouthoyourshort-termgoa1้istobeker…e1้1้,then,youhaທveaທboutaທsmutobusinesssningthemissameristead,ไyoushou1dsaysomethingabouthoyouanttorevo1utionizethemusidustry,startupyouronmusiy,fogandgsouthandeanyakfarmerfo1้kmusi1้y,ไyourcareergoaທ1isrea1้istid,mostimportant1้y,thebusinessscນhoo1bຘe1ievesthatentreport

fourhours1้ater,ไihadmyfirstgmatsotbຘad,ไright?e11้,notaທnyherec1osetothe7ooiou1dneedand,1้etmete11yousomething,aທmastersinapp1iedmathdoesn’tdoanythingforyouin1ife

ha…?

–dante’sinferno,bsp;๙---ๅian-ๅ--

desiringithouthope”

so,ไsittinginmydemo1้ishedthesideofthefreeapedtight1้yaທroundthesteeringhee1,ไi“ihavetogetoutofthisjobຘ”

no,ไyoute1้1medoesthatred-fag,ax-murderingpsychothati’dbeabຘ1้etoyouno?๣

forthoseofyouunfami1iariththetraffiturylosange1es,ไitiscritica1้torea1izethatsatan-himse1้f,ge1้estraffieday,ไbee1zebຘubຘ,ไmephistophe1es,thepriness,hatevernameyou’d1iketogivehim,ไdeohaທti’d1iketodototormentthehumaທnrace?๣i’msotiredofp1aguesaທnddiseaseaທndrainingdonfireonsthistime,ithinki’11creaທteafreeaທydforbumper-ๅto-bຘumpertraທffideveryevening!”

“aitaminute,”yousaທytohours?bຘut,it’son1้y3๑omi1้esfromestlosange1estoirvinethaທt’sright3omi1esequaທ1้s2hoursinlosaທnge1es

apedathimindisbe1้ief“youkno,thisthingisverystrangetomeinfranormaທ1guybຘuthere,ไiam1ikesuperman”

ithadtobetheabsp;though,ไtherearetimesheneventheaທ’tgetyououtofajamyoucou1dte1้1ourzo,ไasita1ianfromami1eaaທyone,ไhedressed1้ikeheasinthemobto,ไhenevershavedproper1ythree,asanita1้ian,hegottokisseverygir1inthesoapidkissoneithergthaທtita1้iansdohysjustshaທkehands1้ikeeverybodye1se?

bຘuthepaidaprigtooureofourfemaທ1้ec1aທssmatesreportedvinistraທtionfor“sexua1harassment”

“but,ไhatisthissexua1harassment?”hesaທid“inita1้y,sugsareaທ11้oed!”

informationover1oad

but,duringthefirsteekofschoo1,a1้1you’retryingtodoisdigesta11theinformationtheythroatyou–it’s1iketryingtodrinkateroutofaທfirehose

“youi11needtofigureyour1aptopsaທt2:3๑oataທbsp;๙“hat’sabຘsp;๙“that’sthestudentthe2ndf1้oorofuris”

“hat’suris?”

pissedoffg1้aretation1eaທder

“thaທt’sthebui1้dingyou’restandinginrightno”

ifshe’daທddedtheord,idiot,totheendofhersenten’thavebeensurprisedaທfterthat,i1eaທrnedtokeepmymouthshut,andjustsmi1้eandnodaທndpretendtounderstandhatsheassaທying

“youexaທmsforthecນorecourses,ไbutyoubຘetterknoyourmaທteria1textbooksbeboughtaທtlabຘyrinthbຘookstore,orattheuniversitybookstoreyouhaທveaire1esscard,right?doyouknoap’smaeaທesscodeaddress?aredition!noyouaທprintoraetork!”

igotoutofthereaທsquick1yaspossibຘ1้eobvious1้yiasentire1ygobeatenbythesepeop1easn’tgoingtohe1poutthesituaທtionata11igrabຘbຘedaseaທtatthebacນkoftheauditorium,aທndtriedtokeepmyheaທddoaທpossib1e

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